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What is your favorite nerd joke?
MikeGallagher
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DoctorDoom
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From Kevin Bacon's Hollow Man. (Not for the kiddies!)
Superman's flying around Metropolis and he's horny as hell. He's checking out the rooftops and all of a sudden he sees Wonder Woman sunning herself on the roof of the Justice League. I mean she is lying there buck naked and spread eagle. Looks like she wants to get fucked right? So Superman starts thinking to himself, "Man I gotta get myself some of that wonderpussy." and then he realizes that he can fly down, do a little fast pumping and be gone before she even sees him. Because he's Superman. he's faster than a speeding bullet, right? So Superman, he swoops down, he fucks her so quick, she doesn't even see him. Wonder Woman sits up and says, "What the fuck was that?" and The Invisible Man says "I don't know but my asshole is killing me." -
DoctorDoom
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I guess this is cheating, but I tell this joke to people all of the time, with a certain comic in the back of my mind. (Obviously not exactly as it's written below)
See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!
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Because: Dec25 = Oct31
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Getting disliked for posting one
8-} Sorry, @MikeGallagher looks like we're failing this one......
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1. They liked The Hunger Games. I liked it too (only saw the movie, haven't read the book), but I still found it funny. I have no problem with humor criticizing things I like so I can't go along with this reason.
2. They already heard the joke 872 times already. This one I can sympathize with a little bit more.
Think they're jealous?
:-??
Somebody disliked @Torchsong's absurdist joke, too, so we're in good company.
I can understand disliking the rape joke. Hell, I disliked the rape joke. (Sorry, Doom) But polar bears & aardvarks? What's not to like?
Sadly when I try to think of jokes that's the only one that comes to mind.
And in case you thought I wasn't paying attention to the topic, it's nerdy because it's a math joke 8-}
25 in decimal is equal to 31 in octal
decimal digits (decimus = 10) : 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9- 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19- 20 21 22 23 24 25
octal digits (octo = 8 ) : 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7- 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17- 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27- 30 31
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octal
:-B
But honestly, it was the first thing that came to mind. And I have told that joke in the past, as it has been ingrained into me.
I blame Kevin Bacon's skinless penis. (Those of you who have seen Hollow Man will get it)
What did Aquaman say when he hit a wall?
"Dam!"
Hokey smoke people this was meant to be fun! :)) :) :^o :-j \:D/ 8-} :-B ;;) :D :P
If only!
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