Who would win in a steel cage wrestling match?

dubbat138

Which of the geeks would win in a steel cage wrestling match. In which the object is to pin your opponent for a 3 count.

dubbat138

Jamie D

Crap I forgot to include Murd.

fredzilla

I think Murd's chops should be its own contestant.

John_Steed

Jamie D

Jamie D is beating cancer - mere humans stand no chance.

MikeGallagher

Pants

I say pants. I've seen him violent.
Jamie would be too tired.
Matt would think too much or not show up
Shane would be too nice
Murd would escape in the time bubble (yes it is real)
I would be the last one pants would beat to death cause I'm so much the warrior.

But what about Deemer? Lover not a fighter? Psycho killer ques que c'est?

KyleMoyer

Pants

I'm also going with Pants. I haven't seen him violent, but I have heard him get frustrated and he seems like someone who would be a sight to see if he gets really pissed off. I'd break it down geek by geek, but I think Mike's kinda got that down already. Although I think Matt would show up. He'd show up because he'd think he has everyone's weakness down Batman-style and he could take them all out, but unlike Batman, there'd be something he hadn't accounted for and he'd get taken out.

Mike was wrong on one point though. He'd be the first one out. Just distract him with a pie. The temptation would overcome him and he'd take it, but then leave the insulin needles just outside of his reach in the cage so he has to leave and get disqualified.

DoctorDoom

Shane

Shane is unhinged and crazy. And I'm not talking about the Walking Dead version. ;))

He's got this in the bag.

Flintlockjaw

Matt

Matt!
He's already figured out how to take them al down...before they even step into the ring. Although, he would mee his match in Murd.

Simple...Matt is Batman, Murd is Superman...all the others are insigniticant.

DesertHermit

Jamie D

No one beats the D.

dubbat138

Jamie D

I say pants. I've seen him violent.
Jamie would be too tired.
Matt would think too much or not show up
Shane would be too nice
Murd would escape in the time bubble (yes it is real)
I would be the last one pants would beat to death cause I'm so much the warrior.

But what about Deemer? Lover not a fighter? Psycho killer ques que c'est?

I didn't include Deemer since he is currently not part of the show. But I bet his Elf-Fu skills would help him last a long time.

dubbat138

Jamie D

I chose Jamie cause he would never give up.

JohnathanConstantine

Matt

While I would love to back the Pimp himself, I think Matt has spent too much time honing his Batman he would have the skills.

KyleMoyer

Pants

I'm seeing lots of Matt, but like I said, I don't quite see it that way. I think Matt would go into the fight thinking he had everything figured out, but finding out he was wrong. I think of Matt less as Batman and more as a wannabe Batman.

Krescan

Have to write in for Murd

I see his extensive knowledge of....stuff making him a shrew tactician akin to Dean Malenko. He will decimate his opponents with surgeon like precision.

Torchsong

Jamie D

Jamie D. His pimp hand is strong. Also he's a fellow cancer fighter. We have each other's backs.

Greg

Jamie D

Jamie D stands victorious in the battle known as Pimp: The Reckoning, for no person can withstand a backhand from the Shiznit Pimp.

dubbat138

Jamie D

Have to write in for Murd

I see his extensive knowledge of....stuff making him a shrew tactician akin to Dean Malenko. He will decimate his opponents with surgeon like precision.

I can totally see Murd as Dean Malenko. But what wrestlers would the other geeks be?

Jamie D=Tugboat,strong and loyal to his friends.
Shane=Ricky Steamboat
Pants=Ultimate Warrior,wild burst of energy and mayhem
Matt=Bret Hart,always 2 steps ahead of his opponent
Mike=Arn Anderson,amazing talent that never gets the respect he deserves

Flintlockjaw

Matt

Does that make Deemer 'Ric Flair'?

dubbat138

Jamie D

Does that make Deemer 'Ric Flair'?

I would say Deemer is more of a Mike "The California Hippie" Boyette. Or if you don't know who that is. Deemer is Greg Valentine.

Krescan

Have to write in for Murd

I see his extensive knowledge of....stuff making him a shrew tactician akin to Dean Malenko. He will decimate his opponents with surgeon like precision.

I can totally see Murd as Dean Malenko. But what wrestlers would the other geeks be?

Jamie D=Tugboat,strong and loyal to his friends.
Shane=Ricky Steamboat
Pants=Ultimate Warrior,wild burst of energy and mayhem
Matt=Bret Hart,always 2 steps ahead of his opponent
Mike=Arn Anderson,amazing talent that never gets the respect he deserves

Either Warrior or Cousin Luke from the Bushwhackers, for the same reason though :D
Mike would have to be a Psychosis or Ultimo Dragon though, always shunning conventional styles of western wrestling for a more worldly approach........or Shamus (he's Irish)

dubbat138

Jamie D

Have to write in for Murd

I see his extensive knowledge of....stuff making him a shrew tactician akin to Dean Malenko. He will decimate his opponents with surgeon like precision.

I can totally see Murd as Dean Malenko. But what wrestlers would the other geeks be?

Jamie D=Tugboat,strong and loyal to his friends.
Shane=Ricky Steamboat
Pants=Ultimate Warrior,wild burst of energy and mayhem
Matt=Bret Hart,always 2 steps ahead of his opponent
Mike=Arn Anderson,amazing talent that never gets the respect he deserves

Either Warrior or Cousin Luke from the Bushwhackers, for the same reason though :D

Mike would have to be a Psychosis or Ultimo Dragon though, always shunning conventional styles of western wrestling for a more worldly approach........or Shamus (he's Irish)

You are so right Mike is Ultimo Dragon.

The question now is what wrestler is Kevin and he who shall not be named?

For Kevin I would say either Kevin Sullivan or Steve Dr Death Williams

He who shall not be named is Austin Idol.

DoctorDoom

Shane

Does that make Deemer 'Ric Flair'?

Woo!

DoctorDoom

Shane

Pants=Ultimate Warrior,wild burst of energy and mayhem

I don't know... we could actually understand what the Ultimate Warrior was saying once in awhile.

I keed, I keed!

dubbat138

Jamie D

Pants=Ultimate Warrior,wild burst of energy and mayhem

I don't know... we could actually understand what the Ultimate Warrior was saying once in awhile.

I keed, I keed!

I would pay good money to hear Pants cut a Warrior style promo.

DoctorDoom

Shane

Pants=Ultimate Warrior,wild burst of energy and mayhem

I don't know... we could actually understand what the Ultimate Warrior was saying once in awhile.

I keed, I keed!

I would pay good money to hear Pants cut a Warrior style promo.

Same here. It just wouldn't be good money.

Or money at all.

supermatt

Pants

Would Peter Rios burst through the mat à la the Undertaker to drag someone through to the presumably fiery depths of the world below the ring?

dubbat138

Jamie D

Would Peter Rios burst through the mat à la the Undertaker to drag someone through to the presumably fiery depths of the world below the ring?

Nah I figure the CGS crew is WWF and Peter Rios is AWA.

Mr_Cosmic

Jamie D

@John_Steed took the words right out of my mouth.

LibraryBoy

Would Peter Rios burst through the mat à la the Undertaker to drag someone through to the presumably fiery depths of the world below the ring?

Nah I figure the CGS crew is WWF and Peter Rios is AWA.

You mean Rios is going to push his own offspring all the way to his promotion's championship despite a total lack of crowd heat?

(Wow. I was not expecting to drop a Vern and Greg Gagne reference tonight. Thanks, @dubbat138!)

DoctorDoom

Shane

So.... who's TNA?

dubbat138

Jamie D

Would Peter Rios burst through the mat à la the Undertaker to drag someone through to the presumably fiery depths of the world below the ring?

Nah I figure the CGS crew is WWF and Peter Rios is AWA.

You mean Rios is going to push his own offspring all the way to his promotion's championship despite a total lack of crowd heat?

(Wow. I was not expecting to drop a Vern and Greg Gagne reference tonight. Thanks, @dubbat138!)

I almost said Rios was Continental,But figured most people wouldn't know about that fed.